Another Day Down...

"Many people say, "I want to be saved." And so, in this booklet, we will attempt to face,
with complete honesty, the question: What must I do to be saved? Because we will learn
that no one can do anything to become saved, it will quickly discourage many readers
who will conclude that the situation is hopeless and no one will be saved. But the fact is,
the situation of people becoming saved in our day is far from hopeless. Indeed, as we
carefully study the Bible we find that the Biblical evidence shows us that there is a great
harvest of people becoming saved at this time in history.

The Biblical evidence is that in our day, far more people are becoming saved than at any
time in history. But they are not becoming saved by following the salvation plan of any
local church or evangelist who subscribes to the salvation plan of a local congregation.
We will learn that it is super important that those who teach God's salvation program do
so with utmost faithfulness to the salvation plan instituted by God as it is recorded in the
Bible."

Brilliant! Truer words were never rambled in such a repetitious manner.  In one paragraph alone, the Family Radio figurehead, Harold Camping, has managed to put Mr. Smith and his renowned filibustering to shame.  It appears that Camping has committed more fallacies in two simple paragraphs than a 5th grader submitting their first hopeful piece in an essay contest.

To be fair, I only read the introduction three times before I went completely cross-eyed and had to get an ice pack for the sharp, stabbing pain that seemed to find a home near the rear of my right eye socket. Through all the talk of Salvation and Biblical Evidence, I did find one tasty bit of...insight: The END OF DAYS will bring forth the harvesting of humans. Meaning, in one glorious word, Cannibalism.

Yes, that's right. Family Radio is harvesting innocents-- 15 and younger, and 100% virginal. Lets face it, anything a day over, and we're treading in very murky holy water. And what do we do with innocents? Burn them? Nay. Barbeque.  We've already determined that FR takes the bible far too literally.  And given their dislike of Catholics, it is terribly amusing that they should take the Roman Missal to heart.


With the END OF DAYS rapidly approaching, I must say that I highly disapprove of their 45 page PDF.  Its far too long and far too dry for a pleasant evening's reading.  I did manage to scroll to the last page, hoping for a cheat for instant-salvation, but it was all jumbled and made less sense than the intro. I believe it went something like up-down-left-left-right-down-down-up-up-up-down-left-right-right-left-down-down-up-down7...

I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a headache. Perhaps tomorrow will be more informative.


Blessed Be